Just what exactly is the Wrasslin' Sutra?

We've all heard the jokes before. But I'm here to tell you that just because you like to wrassle doesn't mean your gay. Sometimes a man just might want to force another man to the floor and lay on top of him.

Uh, waitaminute... that didn't sound right. I have nothing against homosexuals. Nor have I anything against wrasslers. Hell, I don't even have anything against homsexual wrasslers!

But the other day I got a piece of direct mail that showed all kinds of wrestling positions in the graphics. It was wierd. It was strange. Captain Alex kept trying to steal it! No, not really, but we both thought that the positions looked rather deviant.

And since we are uneducated in the art of handlin' a man, Captain Alex and I came up with names for these positions.





The Mess Around



Peeling The Banana



The Babboon Spoon



The Tonsil Torque



The Cleveland Slider



Horizontal Loin Rodeo



The Weed Puller



The Tallahasse
Knee-Smack



The Uncle Danny



Inspection #4



The Two-Handed
Limp Richard



The Frat House
Knot



Inverted Sack Sucker



The Nervous Barry



The Carolina Copperhead



The L Cravens
Blind Flap



The One Eyed Jack



The Don't tell Mom



The Donatello



The C’mon Buddy



SOCAL
Brown Pounder



The Danny Tanner



Shocking the
Monkey



The Tijijuana
Knob Gobble



The Right Hand Manhandle



The A-Wrist-O-Crack



Prostate Checkmate



The Long Pony



The Grunt & Wedge



The Jake Ryan Drag



Tunisian
Monkey Bump



The Swayze Pounce



Shooting Stink-Eye



The Long Haul Trucker



The Nobodies'
Monica



The Mario
and Luwedgie



The Arizona
Neck Stretch



The Clinton
Side Stuff



The Toe Jam



The Overhead
Tit Smother



Skull Crusher
Mount Him



The Hind-Lick
Manuever



The Enamel
Nipple Clamp



The Book ‘em Danno


Tonto's Surprise



The Hasselhoff



The Get Back Jack



The Rock-A-Billie



The Shoulder Boa



The Jackie Chan
Dodge



Horizontal
Tokyo Tuner





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